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</description><title>what about second breakfast?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @consultingbabes)</generator><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bb54dd3a27dec5841004575053999de/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ca3556f6983447f8decd0281cb565d4/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so4_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad9cfb1fc1e5dbcde46125be718f240a/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfb9fd369184897040762776d19bfe2e/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so1_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fca38b5b7399d6530d2e77dd9dfd031d/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so6_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03f5a20249acc9ea3e3dae69c008dde7/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so2_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77d2e3c4ffba9e1c5666f4bce104d4a6/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so3_r3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b536c6a0eea51c3ba774e4e4d1cb457f/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b22ac9efa46a868b423e71308b411142/tumblr_mn0np8BMUa1rbgu1so9_r2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50828637220</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50828637220</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:25:02 -0400</pubDate><category>light of my life!!!</category><category>the office</category></item><item><title>man,
facial hair</title><description>&lt;p&gt;man,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;facial hair&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50828614302</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50828614302</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:24:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WOW everythign is so</title><description>&lt;p&gt;WOW everythign is so&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50825822357</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50825822357</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 11:45:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efd7cf184ed126b9afa567b38128fc7e/tumblr_mlvpzkpIc81qgglx1o2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/449ff4dd953dacdd377780078c43f842/tumblr_mlvpzkpIc81qgglx1o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730805976</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730805976</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:46:39 -0400</pubDate><category>:')</category><category>hobbits</category><category>lotr</category></item><item><title>glue-man:

fuck facial hair

it&amp;#8217;s like ur trying to hurt me</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glue-man.tumblr.com/post/50730639929/fuck-facial-hair"&gt;glue-man&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuck facial hair&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it&amp;#8217;s like ur trying to hurt me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730754741</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730754741</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:45:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>if ur not drinkin ur coffee black ur livin the wrong life son</title><description>&lt;p&gt;if ur not drinkin ur coffee black ur livin the wrong life son&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730503445</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730503445</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:41:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df38355054d93cc7ec6c75da9c5a8c04/tumblr_mmij01Zbja1qzrwjno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730434841</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730434841</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:40:37 -0400</pubDate><category>HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHAHQA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</category><category>SBC</category><category>THE FACIAL HAIR THIS PIC IS MY GRAVESTONE</category></item><item><title>doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doglets.tumblr.com/post/50606326496/sext-sorry-just-got-this-text-haha-do-u-still"&gt;doglets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730389700</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50730389700</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:39:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fca8784739212e279de6771e9f50ba4/tumblr_mmnuslBKqn1spiuxqo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/746a3e9b508f8e5c15f8f162bfd120f9/tumblr_mmnuslBKqn1spiuxqo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c95004255046d74ecc363358eaa36f33/tumblr_mmnuslBKqn1spiuxqo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f3ae003fabce71f2f1df29d2308c0ed/tumblr_mmnuslBKqn1spiuxqo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50728650217</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50728650217</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:10:29 -0400</pubDate><category>he's so cute my heart!!!!</category><category>the great gatsby</category></item><item><title>my dad just walked into the kitchen and said to my dog &amp;#8220;it&amp;#8217;s ten o&amp;#8217;clock murphy,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;my dad just walked into the kitchen and said to my dog &amp;#8220;it&amp;#8217;s ten o&amp;#8217;clock murphy, do you know where your blubber is??&amp;#8221; and then went to the bathroom&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50728343336</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50728343336</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:04:59 -0400</pubDate><category>ok dad</category></item><item><title>ok just call me gramps bc it&amp;#8217;s 9:34 and i&amp;#8217;m goin 2 bed night y&amp;#8217;all</title><description>&lt;p&gt;ok just call me gramps bc it&amp;#8217;s 9:34 and i&amp;#8217;m goin 2 bed night y&amp;#8217;all&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50693580461</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50693580461</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:34:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m eating a bread roll for dinner what a life</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m eating a bread roll for dinner what a life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50692711024</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50692711024</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:21:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b965cdde43439f8d9f841e1537419b8f/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab883e5e54b11273bdfb62960235ef9a/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b7a7a5d8b4f50e39aba1716131a9c6c/tumblr_mmymk8zZ9o1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50692547494</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50692547494</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:18:59 -0400</pubDate><category>I'M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</category></item><item><title>also i&amp;#8217;m not watching the office right now because i missed the first three minutes and i...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;also i&amp;#8217;m not watching the office right now because i missed the first three minutes and i CAN&amp;#8221;t take it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50619264532</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50619264532</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:30:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Give me one good reason why the MCRib is the greatest food ever...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed6fafaf3a9e0d760c65599146a25a95/tumblr_mmwj3pYrLs1qe8a0fo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b2d68383fc5b6c27806cee2a47e9f30/tumblr_mmwj3pYrLs1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b74af2c6e8cbfde8f8a1711849b75bf/tumblr_mmwj3pYrLs1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/260a7dac321862773ab3b44394ca8f24/tumblr_mmwj3pYrLs1qe8a0fo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Give me one good reason why the MCRib is the greatest food ever created.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50619186355</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50619186355</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:29:12 -0400</pubDate><category>the mcrib is endorsed by everyone's favorite horse actor benedict cumberbatch</category><category>you're an idiot holy SHIT</category></item><item><title>beards holy shit</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;beards holy shit&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50618985529</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50618985529</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>personal don't read</category></item><item><title>
miscellmaniac:

&amp;#8220;shh shh my sweet prince&amp;#8221;i drew you and sbc for some odd reason

OH YM...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="593" src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/jackiemarietm/for%20giggles/SMemo_02-1_zps1064d886.jpg" width="784"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://miscellmaniac.tumblr.com"&gt;miscellmaniac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;shh shh my sweet prince&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;i drew you and sbc for some odd reason&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH YM GOSH I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY WHOLE LIFE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50618931567</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50618931567</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 21:25:55 -0400</pubDate><category>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU</category><category>MISCELLMANIAC</category><category>ME</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>CARDAIC ARREST IST WHAT I AM IN RIGHT WBNO BYE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;CARDAIC ARREST IST WHAT I AM IN RIGHT WBNO BYE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50546079003</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50546079003</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:08:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BANG BANG SKEET SKEET JUST A COUPLE OF PIMPS NO HOES</title><description>&lt;p&gt;what’s up wit it vanilla face we’re looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50540340572</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50540340572</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 20:58:00 -0400</pubDate><category>marry me</category></item><item><title>nayx:

if there are humans on another planet we gotta pretend that we’re all named Carl when we meet...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nayx.tumblr.com/post/49192956674/if-there-are-humans-on-another-planet-we-gotta"&gt;nayx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if there are humans on another planet we gotta pretend that we’re all named Carl when we meet them.  we need to troll them hard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50540094284</link><guid>http://consultingbabes.tumblr.com/post/50540094284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 20:55:46 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
